Fuk-N-Fun

Pleasant Screams

2010-10-28T22:34:00.000-07:00

I'm going to a Halloween party this year as Elvira. Yes it's cliche' but hey, if the tits fit wear it, right? And if the tits don't fit, then go as Elvira. (giggle)
Anyway, babies, I'll post a pick if I don't have that, I drank too much and got nasty on the coats with Dracula look. Oh fuck it, I always look that way at parties. Guess why. ;-)
So call me before the 31st, Sweetie, cause Starlette plans on getting all made up and going out, and if I don't come home looking like hell it was either a bad bad party or bad bad sex. (giggle)

No Taboo Anything Goes Phone Sex

2010-10-24T16:26:00.000-07:00

I'm the girl your mom warned you against. I think mom's are just jealous because I have always done all the things they wanted to and never dared!
Bad girls just hold a certain lure. Maybe because:
Bad girls go topless in hot tubs.
Bad girls dance on table tops after a few drinks.
Bad girls play strip poker.
Bad girls aren't afraid to dress super sexy.
Bad girls can party all night.
Bad girls give blowjobs in public places. (No? Maybe that was just me!)
Bad girls love sex and are ready to fulfill any fantasy you can come up with.
Bad girls aren't afraid to have fun.
Good girls say, "No;" bad girls ask, "When?"
Did I mention that I'm a bad girl? So any other words...anything goes sex!

Anything Goes Kinky Phone Sex
1-800-485-0215 Ext 40
UK 0800-047-0903 ext 145

10 Minutes / $25 or 20 Minute Time Blocks / $40

Calls from outside the US / $3.99 min

Porn Star Experience

2010-06-11T07:09:00.000-07:00

Looking for a PSE? Do you ever fantasize about being with a Porn Star or having a Porn Star Experience? Lots of guys like girls who fuck like pornstars.... girls who are willing to accommodate any request and playout any desire you may have.
If you are, I am definately your girl. Why don't you call to see just how dirty, nasty and hardcore sex can be!

Expecially For YOU!

2010-02-11T21:30:00.000-08:00

Valentine's Special

Five (5) FREE minutes with any purchased call.

Just ask!

Have you been a good boy?

2009-12-13T00:45:00.000-08:00

If you have, you can expect Santa to bring you lots of packages. I'm sure they will give you pleasure.

But if you've been a Bad Boy, well you're only going to have one package to play with on Christmas. I'm sure it will give ME pleasure. ;-)

How do I stay slim on Valentine Day?

2009-02-12T17:02:00.000-08:00

I have you eat the chocolate you gave me out of my box, and navel, and cleavage.... ;-)

Call me and we'll come up with some real hot ways to burn all that chocolate off! MMMMM Sweet!

Happy Birthday America!

2008-07-03T21:20:00.000-07:00

Party, live large, have fun and call me.
How hard is that?

I Always Wanted To Be A Star..

2008-05-05T11:33:00.000-07:00

Pornstar wasn't exactly what I had in mind. It just kinda started as a way to pick up some cash while I waited on my big break and then it just evolved from there!
I have to say, that acting in porns can be very erotic. I love showing off my body and I get off on the thought that guys are watching me while they stroke their big hard cocks.
Like when I'm talking to you on the phone. It makes me so hot just knowing that you are being aroused by my voice and hot pics.

Call me so we can get off together.

Has it really been that long?

2008-03-16T18:22:00.000-07:00

It's been so long since I have posted that I almost feel I need to introduce myself!
What can I say? I've been so busy getting off on the phone with all you hot guys that I've hardly had the time to come up for air. Who needs air, right?
Hmmmm...I don't need air when I've got a nice hard cock shoved down my throat cutting off my air supply, or when you fuk me so hard that I can hardly catch my breath.
Let me see if I can't do a few things to take your breath way. ;-)

Enjoy Your Holiday Weekend

2007-05-26T22:57:00.000-07:00

Call me this weekend and receive

Five Free Minutes

with any purchased call.
(Mention Special When You Call ~ Ends Monday Night)

Are You Ready?

2006-12-31T17:21:00.000-08:00

Ready or not, here it comes!

Have A Sexy, Merry Xmas!

2006-12-23T12:35:00.000-08:00

2006-12-10T22:10:00.000-08:00

MILF

2006-11-15T08:26:00.000-08:00

So, you walked in and caught me changing, did you? Well, you can watch if you promise not to tell you father.

Did you ever watch your Mommie change? No? But I'm not your real Mommie, just your Step-Mommie. I'm much to young to be your real mom!

Maybe I can teach you some things so you won't be so embarrased when you go out with your little girl friends. You don't want them to think you have never been with a girl before, do you?

Come in and sit here on the edge of the bed and let Mommie Starlette teach you everything you need to know....

My Screen Test Story

2006-11-02T20:43:00.000-08:00

"When do I get to meet the person I'll be doing the test with," Starlette asked nervously while sitting on the edge of a king size bed on a studio sound stage!?!" Leo was just about to reply to her question, when from of to the side, a voice answered, "I'm on my way now, just hold your horses, honey!!!" "I'd like you to meet Dora King," Leo said as a way of introduction, "she'll be the other actress in the scene with you!!!" Starlette was shocked into momentary silence at this turn of events, but she managed to stammer, "B-but I thought I'd be playing this scene with a male actor!?!"

Click HERE to read the entire story and of course see the hot, full-size pics of ME!

Starlette

2006-10-23T22:03:00.000-07:00

You know what they say about blondes having more fun? Well, guess what? It's true!
Blondes do have more fun becuase they're hot and they know it. They get the attention and thrive on it. Sexy blondes. Hot blondes. Horny, erotic, can't wait to let you fuck me blondes.
Call now to find out how hot and slutty this blonde can be!

2006-10-12T19:25:00.000-07:00

Everyone loves a party girl, right?!
A party girl is someone who loves to laugh and have a good time. Makes you feel great when you are a round her. And, in my case, can't get enough sex.
Nothing wrong with those qualities, right?
So call this party girl and let's have a good time together!

A Girl Can Dream, Can't She?

2006-10-06T15:07:00.000-07:00

Come On In!

2006-09-25T21:12:00.000-07:00

You don't have to be on the outside looking in. Come on and join the fun! For a some Fuk-N-Fun, call me ~ Starlette! You won't regret it, I promise.

2006-09-22T13:59:00.000-07:00

Most men want a little bitch in the bedroom. A little bitch in heat! *smile*
Well, this little bitch is always in heat and ready to please and be pleased.
Call me and we'll please each other!

Starlette

It Doesn't Take a Stack of Money ...

2006-08-31T14:41:00.000-07:00

...to get off with me, contrary to what you may think. It only costs $25 for a 10-minute call or $40 for a 20-min call. I have no restrictions or taboos, so we can talk about anything and everything.

I welcome all fetishes, so you never need worry that I won't be willing to do yours. Of course, we all have our favorite things that we enjoy doing. I wonder if you can guess mine?
Starlette

2006-08-26T16:48:00.000-07:00

Have you ever imagined how much fun you could have with a bunny? Or maybe two or three at the same time? I mean, what guy hasn't wished he was at the playboy mansion frolicking with the playmates?
Did you know that you can have me and one or more of my sexy friends on the phone at the same time? There are all kinds of things that I can think of that we could do with or to one another and you. And I'm sure that you could add a thing or two of your own that you would have us do.
You can just name your pleasure and we will perform just like little bunnies ~ playboy bunnies, that is. Call me or email me with your desires and I will be happy to arrange it for you.

Starlette

2006-08-19T09:25:00.000-07:00

Wow! I can't believe the number of sexy callers I've had lately ~ I feel that I should be paying them!

I mean, I expect to enjoy talking with most of the callers, but I don't always get off with them. But lately, the callers have been so hot and into the call, I can't help but play right along with them.

Maybe it's just me, being my horny self. *laugh* But please, keep 'em coming ~ Don't stop now!

Starlette

2006-08-16T19:38:00.000-07:00

I've had so much fun this week with you sexy guys.

You just don't realize how much it makes my day to be awakened first thing in the morning and get to play before I even get out of bed!

Morning sex is awesome. Call me one morning and you'll see what I'm talking about!

Starlette

2006-08-13T15:54:00.000-07:00

Because you know how much I love naughty boys! The naughtier you are, the naughtier I get to be! I'm such a kinky gal and need someone who is open-minded enough to allow me to express my really dirty, nasty side. Can you handle it?

Starlette

2006-08-09T00:47:00.000-07:00

If you've never tried it, call and let me show you how much fun phone sex can be. Dirty, nasty, and downright hot. Just good, sexy, fuk-n-fun.

Starlette

2006-07-29T08:26:00.000-07:00

Do you not get what you want at home? I love the taboo, and will act out all those dirty little fantasies that your wife or girlfriend won't.

I love role-play, and nothing is too hot to handle. The dirtier and kinkier, the better.

Click here to see other hot pictures of me and information on how to contact me. When you call me, you get all my attention ~ 100%!

Starlette

2006-07-26T22:25:00.000-07:00

WILD RIDE.....

I always wanted to take a wild ride on a big bike. I can just imagine the feel of all that power between my thighs, the vibrations, the thrill of the ride.

Kind of reminds you of other things, doesn't it? Sex has that same exhilaration, excitement, adrinalin rush.

Hmmm....
Well, since I don't have a Harley, maybe you can call and we can make a few thrills of our own.

Starlette

2006-07-22T15:40:00.000-07:00

Are you the kind of guy who turns around and looks at every attractive woman you pass, just so you can watch the wiggle of her ass as she's walking away?

Well, let me tell you, I love having guys check out my round little butt. In fact, I go to the mall wearing my Daisy Dukes just so they can get a really good view for all their trouble.

What they don't know, is how hot it makes me having them look at my little ass and know they are imagining how it would look totally bare ~ bent over with checks spread wide.

I love to be up on all fours, taking it doggy style from behind. If you wanted to spank me and leave a nice red hand imprint on my little tush, it would even make me hotter. Talk about hurt so good!

Come slid your tongue ~ or anything else you like ~ between these sweet checks.

Starlette

2006-07-13T13:07:00.000-07:00

Come On Boys.......

Don't you want to come play with me?

I'm such a horny little slut who just can't get enough. I'm the girl your Mom warned you against when you were in high school.

Well, guess what, we are all grown up now and can do exactly what we both want.

So call me ~ You know you want to.

Just click on my name to go to my webpage where you can find all the information you need to make both our days!

Starlette

2006-07-02T20:31:00.000-07:00

Phone sex with me is Anything but Ordinary. Let me take your cock between my lips & down my throat. Fuck my tight pussy and ass. Make it hurt so good…don’t stop! Call me now for your personal phone fuck. I'm always ready.
Starlette

CASTING CALL - Looking For a Few Good Men

2006-06-24T16:06:00.000-07:00

My website is now complete (thanks to my wonderful sister/webdesigner)! It's all open and ready for visitors! And of course, it's starring ME! - My Grand Debut! So I'm having a casting call - Looking for a few good men!

I've also decided that I want to have a Grand Opening Special. What kind of special, you ask? *Laugh* Well, it's a surprise special! Just ask me for it when you call. I promise you won't be disappointed.

Starlette 888-Fuk-N-Fun (888-385-6386)

A STAR IS BORN

2006-06-12T10:09:00.000-07:00

Hey there, I'm Starlette - or maybe I should say, a starlette wanna be. Okay, you've probably guessed Starlette is my stage name, but only my most "intimate" friends know my real one.

I'm a 5'4", brown-eyed blonde with a fleshy, bouncy 42-24-36 figure.

Originally from Texas, I came to hollywood because I hoped to be a star. But, while waiting to be discovered, I've found a more appealing, and fun, way to earn a living than waiting on tables!

Okay, I admit, I love sex anyway it cums. I'm a hot, sexy girl who loves to please as much as be pleased.

Let me practice my trade on you. I can be your dreamgirl, your playtoy, your mommie , your slut - Just name a role and let me proof my abilities.

Even if I never make it in Hollywood, I know I can make it in your bed. I haven't given up on my dreams - have you?